Gearing up for Halloween...

When the kitty tries to blend in with the Halloween things so she can steal candy.

 

The real scary....

It's true that when you're an adult you can do what ever you want, but that doesn't mean you should.  Enjoy your dietary carnage when you're young while you can kids. Case in point....

 

H-O-M-E

I often giggle at some of the random things my friends and family from back home text, email and facebook to me.  I miss the mitten a lot.

 

Forgive me for my future hangry....

So to officially kick off the start of October, I am doing a 14 week weight loss challenge with 7 of my friends.  The one who loses the most weight wins.  There's money riding on this. Because everyone knows that money, sex and candy motivates anyone, young or old.  Tho' this is just a fun friendly competition, I also see it as a way to keep me in line.  I have a HUGE sweet tooth.  So obviously Halloween and Christmas proposes as a threat to me.  Thanksgiving not so much.  I really don't dig the Thanksgiving feast.  Normally on that holiday my plate consists of salad, a roll and maybe a slice of cherry pie if someone made one.  But Halloween candy and Christmas cookies/sweets...oh my god. I feel myself getting fat thinking about them. Anywho... if I seem especially snarky/bitchy/annoyed...its because I'm going thru sugar withdraw.  OK, so I doubt I can completely give up sweets, but I'm going to try to keep them out of my house. 
So what are some of your diet/exercise tips? Favorite meals?

 

Sorry, we were experiencing technical difficulties....

So my lap top decided to take a huge shit and quit working. Well my uber nice mister got me a new lap top.  It was delivered yesterday.  I'm in the process of installing all my stuff and getting it up to working order again.  So I'll be back soon, but until then to hold you over....

 

Da'Nile is more then just a river in Egypt.....

Now let me start by saying that I take snacking as serious as the next person does.  I mean I even have a Cookie Monster snack sphere for my skittles! If that isn't snack dedication, I don't know what is. *laughs* Now, I think this boils down to a case of "po-tay-toe" vs. "po-tah-toe", but hey what ever you have to do to get thru the day. Right?

So now I ask you...What is your favorite snack?

 

Letting the iphone take the wheel.....

Ricardo and I were having a conversation about how the iphones think they're god with their autocorrect option.  Tho' it has come in handy for us all, it as also been a kick to the ass too.  Sometimes iphone just needs to trust us, that what we typed us exactly what we wanted.
He sent me a text message with this screen capture last night.  He was trying to save the web address for this blog as a "sticky note".  if you cant read what is written on the photo, he was writing "dathousewife" and his phone was suggesting to change it to "fat housewife". this is just a small part of the conversation, which honestly I wasn't offended at all.  In fact I thought it was down right hilarious.

Sometimes you just have to laugh at life.  And probably listen to your phone when it tells you to maybe join a gym.  lol

Keeping the spark in the bedroom alive

Surprise your partner at work with sexy text messages....
Works every time.