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Sunday, September 7, 2014

SUNDAY FUNDAY

If your friends don't have a witty sense of humor....
If your friends cant keep you on your toes....
If you and your friends cant side glance each other and smirk because you're both thinking the same thing...
well, then you should probably set them on fire.
I however, can lose the matches because my friends are the funniest bunch of bitches you could ask for. <3

 

Sunday, June 22, 2014

On the road....

So my mister took a road trip cross country with the motorcycle.  He started to head back today and called me when he stopped along the way to let me know where he was at.

Mister: I'm in the hills of Virginia stopping for lunch.
Me: Isn't that where deliverance is?
Mister: Huh?
Me: You know, the corner of "bum fuck nowhere" and "You have a purty mouth"?
Mister: OH YEAH!  And its where all your "wrong turn" movies are too.
Me: Let me know where you stop next. Be careful, have a good lunch and keep those ass cheeks clenched tight.
Mister: uh...ok.  I don't plan to stop firing until I'm out of bullets.

A while later he sent me this photo to show me he was out of inbred banjo land.
If I had any photo shop skills I'd have put a inbred hillbilly peeking out of the trees.  *laughs*