Me: I've been thinking of buying a new bedding set.
Him: What?
Me: Ya know, bedding. A matching set.
Him: *blank stare*
Me: A BED IN A BAG! YA KNOW A SET!! SHEETS, COMFORTER....THE WHOLE DEAL.
Him: oh... why?
Me: Bored with the same old black and red. Do you think we can do that with out starting world war III?
Him: What'cha mean?
Me: Well, right now we have two halves of different sets on there. This would be only one set of sheets we have to share.
Him: We do share now.
Me: No, we don't. Right now we have a fitted sheet and 2 different comforters on there. One because you like to wrap yourself up like a burrito and I sleep on a pile of pillows and half wrap myself in the blankets.
Him: *thinking*
Me: Its like the Hatfields & McCoys at bedtime. Don't cross the property line Randolph!
Him: *shoots me a look*
Me: You're just mad because you're a McCoy in this fued.
